Dear George (An unsent letter to Mr. Foreman),

I love your grill. I think it is amazing. Audge broke our first one and I cried- pretty much declared I would never cook pork chops ever again. Now we have one in active duty and one in reserves. Just one question: If you were so inventive as to create the "The Lean, Mean, Fat Reducing Grilling Machine" why was that creativity not put into the naming of your children? Really, ALL of them named George... even the girls... namesakes are cool but only to a point. I wonder if they had similar problems to the boy named Sue... maybe the opposite problems? Either way, they could always say "My Dad can beat up your Dad" and know it is true. -Me